The Skeleton's Job Interview

 

The Skeleton's Job Interview

Interviewer: So, Mr. Bones, why do you think you’d be a great addition to our company?

Skeleton: Well, I have a strong backbone and never call in sick!

Interviewer: Hmm, but do you have any leadership experience?
Skeleton: Of course! I once led a whole army!

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Interviewer: Really? What happened?
Skeleton: They all fell apart under pressure… just like me!

Interviewer: Yikes… any strengths?
Skeleton: I’m very transparent about everything.

Interviewer: Any weaknesses?
Skeleton: Yeah… I have no guts.
Interviewer: …You’re hired.